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🎁 LOOKING FOR A GIFT? HERE’S THE TRUTH:

For Your Partner (Who is impossible to buy for): Let’s be honest, flowers die in a week. Nana lasts forever. If you’re in a long-distance relationship, or if you just can't be there to cuddle every night, Nana is the perfect stand-in. He’s the perfect "spooning" size, he never steals the blankets, and his goofy face is guaranteed to make them smile when they’re missing you.

The "I'm Sorry" Gift: Did you mess up? Nana’s goofy face is scientifically proven to make angry girlfriends smile instantly. It’s the highest EQ gift you can buy.

For The Little Ones (Or the "Big Kids"): Kids love him because he’s huge and squishy. Parents love him because there are no weird chemicals, just soft, safe cotton. Plus, he does an excellent job of scaring away monsters under the bed.

Sleep Training Hack: Kids love sleeping in their own bed when they have a giant banana to cuddle.

WHY DOES HE FEEL SO GOOD?

We didn’t just stuff a banana skin with cotton.

The Ultimate "Derpy" Face: Just look at him. That expression says "I have no thoughts, just fluff." It cures bad moods instantly.

Softer Than Your Ex’s Excuses: Crafted from Elastic Crystal Cotton, Nana is cool to the touch, smooth, and super stretchy.

Multifunctional:

  • Pillow? 11/10 squishiness.
  • Gaming Prop? Perfect back support.
  • Room Decor? Instantly makes your room look Pinterest-worthy.

FAQ
Which size should I get?
  • 35cm: Cute for decoration or a travel pillow.
  • 50cm: Great for hugging while watching Netflix.
  • 70cm (The Giant): Highly recommended. This is the one that feels like a real hug. If you want the full "boyfriend replacement" vibe, go for this one.
📦 WHAT'S IN THE BOX

You’ll get 1x Nana Plush. (Note: He comes vacuum-packed to save shipping costs. When you open the bag, he might look a bit wrinkled and flat. Just give him a good shake and a massage, and he’ll puff up in no time!)
When will I get my order?

We will work quickly to ship your order as soon as possible. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email with further information. Delivery times vary depending on your location.
Where are your products manufactured?

Our products are manufactured both locally and globally. We carefully select our manufacturing partners to ensure our products are high quality and a fair value.
How much does shipping cost?

Shipping is calculated based on your location and the items in your order. You will always know the shipping price before you purchase.

🤫 Pssst! 🍌

🕵️ Secret Corner (Since you read this far):

Most people don't make it to the bottom, but you did. Nana is impressed! 🏅

Since you took the time to get to know him, Nana wants to offer you a little "bribe" to take him home.

👊 Smash that "Add to Cart" button to reveal the Secret Surprise he hid inside! 🔓